Rentafriend.com. Seriously.

Short on friends? It’s your lucky day. You can rent one. Just enter your zip code and find someone like Richmond, he’s available to the friendless from 75205. He’s 24 years old and is available for prom dates or to be your wingman. He’ll give you advice and introduce you to people. As if you weren’t already sold, he also has a driver’s license and is available to run errands or be friends with the handicapped or disbaled.

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8 thoughts on “Rentafriend.com. Seriously.

  • July 14, 2010 at 10:08 am
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    Prom date? 24? Is that legal? I don’t know whether to slow clap him or keep an eye on him…

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  • July 14, 2010 at 11:51 am
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    Just a gigolo
    everywhere I go
    people know the part
    I’m playing

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  • July 14, 2010 at 11:56 am
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    I guess that’s easier and cheaper than buying a wife.

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  • July 14, 2010 at 12:17 pm
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    w….t…..f

    “Get goofy?” Richmond appears to be based on Cedar Springs.

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  • July 14, 2010 at 12:59 pm
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    Isn’t this basically the fraternity / sorority model? Or maybe the greek model is the Costco approach to this — renting your friends in bulk.

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  • July 14, 2010 at 1:12 pm
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    He looks like a young, freaky Tony Robbins.

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  • July 14, 2010 at 4:06 pm
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    I know him! well I don’t know him very well, but he lives on my street. Definitely a frat boy.

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  • July 14, 2010 at 6:02 pm
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    1.) It’s “fraternity” not frat, you don’t call your “country”…you get the idea.

    2.) No self-respecting fratter wears an silk light green (?) tie with matching hanky. Only the hair is legit.

    3.) Oh Matt, defaulting to the poor man’s view of greek life.

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